Daryl-Lynn Johnson

cyberspace anthropologist

In the beginning...

i tried to be a good girl...cleaned my room, played well with others and ate all my vegetables

Then suddenly...

i realized that being a good girl wasn't getting me very far. so i took up arm wrestling, developed a mean mouth and learned to dance with my hips.

And finally...

i can still cuss up a storm, dance navel to navel, and arm wrestle mere mortals to the ground, but realized deep down inside, i'm just a good girl who loves her broccoli.